
True Story:
(Just to give you the back story...my nephew HAD a guinea pig. It died. Solas had questions on where the pig went and I tried. I got to get better at the spontaneous questions kids ask. I hear it will only get worse.)
Solas: "Mommy, where did Izzy go?"
Mommy: "Ummm...she died, baby."
Solas: "But where she'd go?"
Mommy: "She went to heaven."
Solas: "oh, okay."
"I like Kevin he's a really nice guy."
Mommy: "No, baby...Heaven is a place."
Solas: "Oh, but where it is?"
Mommy: "It's really high in the sky."
Solas: "But where it is?"
mommy: "It's really high...past the clouds...really far away."
Solas: "Why it so far away?"
Mommy: "So it takes us a long time to get there."
Solas: "...(long silence)HEY! I got an idea! Why don't we take a plane to get up there!"
Mommy: "lolz."
So maybe some might not find my five minute conversation amusing but I surely did!